OOC:

Hey guys, so as you know I got into university. It’s stealing my life away like fuckin literally. I’m sorry ;v; but expect a post by the weekend.

stubbie:

My friend, Miri, is a very talented writer ;v;. Her AU is very interesting and definitely deserves to be checked out. I recommend this fic.

Don’t worry there will be more chapters to come.

WARNING: FEEL INDUCING

( Go read this shit it’s awesome yo )

captaingalaga:

I’ve got the weirdest boner right now

you’re welcome

eyepatchedfury:

Uh huh, now then, would you like to tell me what is keeping you so busy Stark?

I’m busy trying to peel my ass off that chair, I am yet to succeed.

(Source: doeshaveaheart)

TO ALL S.H.I.E.L.D AGENTS

eyepatchedfury:

I have been informed by the Human Resource Department that I come off as a bit too intimidating and I have been showing the wrong attitude towards my employees. So, by their request, to boost employee morale I am being forced to have the option to send out a “friendly” memo to all of my agents with words of encouragement and to tell them how good of a job they’re doing. So agents, expect something on your dashboards bulletin boards soon.

- Nick Fury

DIRECTOR OF S.H.I.E.L.D

You can skip Steve’s, his ego’s inflated without that alright.

eyepatchedfury:

doeshaveaheart:

eyepatchedfury started following you

Unless it’s “get your ass into that suit, Stark, New york’s under attack” I’m busy.

Well a good afternoon to you too Stark.

/is now kind of ashamed of himself, sly smile/ Afternoon, director.

eyepatchedfury started following you

Unless it’s “get your ass into that suit, Stark, New york’s under attack” I’m busy.

wolfmanlogan started following you

As the avengers we all agreed on a new set of rules since you’ve last been here. One, all members are to shower at least once a day. Two, members must wear deodorant at all times.

Good to have you back, Logan.